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mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

(via bonnieelizabethparker)

We experience life through our five senses. But, what if everything you thought, everything you ever knew, was just the surface of what lies beyond? - The Giver (x)

(Source: pruehalliwel)

a canadian family dinner
mom:please pass me the maple syrup so i can pour it all over my poutine
daughter:sure mom, here you go
mom:thank u
daughter:thanks
mom:thanks!
daughter:sorry
mom:its okay, im sorry
daughter:no no no im sorry
dad:im sorry
mom:sorry
dad:sorry. let go of my hockey stick
daughter:sorry
mom:sorry
pet moose:sorry
dad:please pass the bagged milk
daughter:here dad, sorry
dad:sorry
mom:sorry
daughter:sorry for saying sorry
mom:its okay
daughter:im sorry eh eh eh
citizen:it's a bird!
citizen:it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman:it's a metaphor

actingamy:

friend 1:  Jesus Christ was black.

friend 2: No. Jesus Christ was white.

friend 3: No! Jesus Christ was jewish

me: Sorry to burst your bubble guys but Jesus Christ was a superstar.

(via broadwaysexual)

harlequinnade:

The beautiful Coco Peru plays GTAV

(via broadwaysexual)

(Source: thebluths, via wellerstein)

oomshi:

canada is too wild

(Source: pussysista, via gunnarolla)