"Fuck, my tea."
~ me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

(via benfankhauser)

high school???????

when did this happen??????


[seductively takes off glasses]

wow you’re fucking blurry

(via sassmasterjacobs)


Trey Parker just looks so much like this asshole I knew in middle school named Dexter.
It doesn’t ruin my love for Trey or Kid Blink.
But I think of Dexter every time I look at him.
Fuck you Dexter.

sometimes i feel like the cousin who’s going to go places and be the really successful one but sometimes i feel like i’m going to be the outcast loner cousin

i mean i am the only girl in the third generation on my dad’s side so i guess i’ve already got an advantage and a disadvantage but still

(Source: zombowies, via thehappyhaunts)

remember that time like two years ago when i was convinced that the highlight of my summer was finding a newsies big brother AU fanfiction


i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

(via dancing-through-brooklyn)

tonight i pizza with mush


Imagine walking in on your icon and seeing their hands covered in some kind of herb and they look you straight in the eyes and say “I’ve got too much thyme on my hands.”