We experience life through our five senses. But, what if everything you thought, everything you ever knew, was just the surface of what lies beyond? - The Giver (x)
daughter:sure mom, here you go
mom:its okay, im sorry
daughter:no no no im sorry
dad:sorry. let go of my hockey stick
dad:please pass the bagged milk
daughter:here dad, sorry
daughter:sorry for saying sorry
daughter:im sorry eh eh eh
citizen:it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman:it's a metaphor
friend 1: Jesus Christ was black.
friend 2: No. Jesus Christ was white.
friend 3: No! Jesus Christ was jewish
me: Sorry to burst your bubble guys but Jesus Christ was a superstar.